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DON'T SAY THAT
Why the fuck did we come all the way out here again? Hidan was sitting cross-legged on the floor of a cave, wiping the blood off his scythe. He barely even glanced at the piles of dead bodies around him; most of them were his victims.
Kakuzu sighed as he sat on a nearby rock and repaired some of his stitches that had torn in the battle. Really, his partner could be so stupid. For the thousandth time, to get a bounty. The guy whos in charge of these weaklings is worth a small fortune. He smiled, already thinking of the money hed get once their target was killed.
I fucking know that! Hidan yelle
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Not Lovers - KakuHida
Author's note: I finally finished this! I wanted to write a KakuHida fanfic (an actual one) for awhile and I got it done last night with some help :3 This is very loosely inspired by the roleplays that go on at IMVU. We were in a friend's bed one night when the idea just...popped into my head XD I think I ended it well. It's not too corny or cliché.
Disclaimer: THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY, HAHA! THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY, HOHO! :D
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Hidan knew he couldnt expect Kakuzu to be the romantic type. He was in love with his money and that was it. He never told Hidan how he truly felt about anything,
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Boredom- a KakuHidan
The quiet in the base was almost eerie, Kakuzu mused as he listened to the sound of raindrops on the roof. Honestly, he almost felt bad for the other members who were stuck on missions in this storm. Especially Itachi, because rain seemed to make Kisame horny. He only hoped theyd made it to a hotel this time.
Putting that thought aside, there was still the fact that Kakuzu felt rather bored, lying on the bed and gazing up at the ceiling. Fortunately for him, if he ever wished to relieve his boredom he could always leave his room and talk to the other member trapped inside with him. Unfortunately, this other member was-
Fuck!
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WARNING: HIDAKONA & KAKUTSU WARNING!!!! DON'T LIKE? DON'T COMMENT! And before anyone asks how Konan Knows Tsuande, this Fanfic is slightly AU (alternate universe) Meaning it doesn't have to fit the plot of the normal Naruto saga...
*END WARNING*
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KKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
My two favorite fannon/crack pairings in the world of Naruto in the SAME fanfiction! I did it! And I am happy!
I LLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUVVVVVV HidaKona!
And I ADOOOOOOORE KakuTsu!
Even though it would probally never happen because Tsuande is the Hokage, and Kakuzu is Akatsuki and he almost tried to kill her grandfather. This pairing is utterly impossible.... BUT NOT IN AU!!!
Which is why I love AU! Bend the world! Make Hidan a vampire! Make Pein human! Make all the Akatsuki go to Highschool as teenagers...
AU stories are awesome
I actually drew a picture for this with a short story in mind.... and this lasted longer then I thought for a short story.
Hehehehe I made Hidan into such an asshole again, didn't I? Well, it's not too far from his character.... but I do believe if he did get a woman he would be faithful to her...
And plus KakuTsu makes alot of sense when you think about it. They both got a thing for money, are both kinda old, are mature, both violent, plus their skin tones and hair color complement eachother well.
My favorite Crack pairing!
I don't call HidaKona crack, because I can see it happening.
KakuTsu? Not in a million years....
but maybe if Tsuande brought him back to life or something if she needed information on the Akatsuki.... but I don't think she can do that. Only Chiyo-bachan could, and that bitch died. =_=
Plus, If Tsuande needed the info, I'd think she'd go after Hidan first, because no one knows how long his immortality can last down there....
Well.... I digress...
There really needs to be more fanfics on KakuTsu.. I only found 4 on fanfiction.net....
They are pretty hot togehter.
More HidaKona too.
WARNING: HIDAKONA & KAKUTSU WARNING!!!! DON'T LIKE? DON'T COMMENT! And before anyone asks how Konan Knows Tsuande, this Fanfic is slightly AU (alternate universe) Meaning it doesn't have to fit the plot of the normal Naruto saga...
*END WARNING*
.......
KKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
My two favorite fannon/crack pairings in the world of Naruto in the SAME fanfiction! I did it! And I am happy!
I LLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUVVVVVV HidaKona!
And I ADOOOOOOORE KakuTsu!
Even though it would probally never happen because Tsuande is the Hokage, and Kakuzu is Akatsuki and he almost tried to kill her grandfather. This pairing is utterly impossible.... BUT NOT IN AU!!!
Which is why I love AU! Bend the world! Make Hidan a vampire! Make Pein human! Make all the Akatsuki go to Highschool as teenagers...
AU stories are awesome
I actually drew a picture for this with a short story in mind.... and this lasted longer then I thought for a short story.
Hehehehe I made Hidan into such an asshole again, didn't I? Well, it's not too far from his character.... but I do believe if he did get a woman he would be faithful to her...
And plus KakuTsu makes alot of sense when you think about it. They both got a thing for money, are both kinda old, are mature, both violent, plus their skin tones and hair color complement eachother well.
My favorite Crack pairing!
I don't call HidaKona crack, because I can see it happening.
KakuTsu? Not in a million years....
but maybe if Tsuande brought him back to life or something if she needed information on the Akatsuki.... but I don't think she can do that. Only Chiyo-bachan could, and that bitch died. =_=
Plus, If Tsuande needed the info, I'd think she'd go after Hidan first, because no one knows how long his immortality can last down there....
Well.... I digress...
There really needs to be more fanfics on KakuTsu.. I only found 4 on fanfiction.net....
They are pretty hot togehter.
More HidaKona too.
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(Personal) Amendment: Hidan"Sorry…. But how can anyone not notice those?! They’re busting out of her collar like a couple of cantaloupes! You would have to be blind or gay to NOT notice them!" Itachi:"Hidan is here to?"Kisame"Shhh don't blow are cover, do you realize how long it took us to find out that Orochimaru is hear with his wine tasting group!?" Itachi"No".
Kisame"Loo(k)-err-never-mind, are mission is to A find Orochimaru, B kidnap him, and C interrogate him in order to find out where he keeps his reports on his newly discovered jutsu and give it to the leader, that is are missi-holy sweet zombie Jesus her chest is huge! Hidan"I know, how the f@#$k could Orochimaru have not lost a f*!@k ton of blood after seeing her"!?
Kisame"Loo(k)-err-never-mind, are mission is to A find Orochimaru, B kidnap him, and C interrogate him in order to find out where he keeps his reports on his newly discovered jutsu and give it to the leader, that is are missi-holy sweet zombie Jesus her chest is huge! Hidan"I know, how the f@#$k could Orochimaru have not lost a f*!@k ton of blood after seeing her"!?